This Is Who Leads JD Vance for President in a New Survey

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A new survey shows our own Evita Perrone, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, has a lead over Vice President JD Vance in a hypothetical 2028 presidential matchup. She...

Why You Should Marry Republican Men

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A damsel in distress fended off a knife-wielding attacker while her male companion hid behind a wall. Two young backpackers chatted at the entrance of...

We Are the United States of Amerigotit

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Joe Biden is back with an inspirational speech. He wants us to keep the faith because "we are the United States of Amerigotit." "That's who...

Ken Burns Thinks Rural Areas Can’t Get News without PBS

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"I grew up in a small rural community, and I distinctly remember back in '73 how shocked all the grownups were to turn on...

Shutdown Tragedy: Job Loses Among Eyebrow Technicians

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There is needless suffering because of the shutdown that Democrats caused but which the media blames on Republicans anyway. CNN's Ashley Allison, one of...

Chicago Mayor Demands the UN Investigate the US for Deporting Illegals

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Mayor Brandon Johnson addressed the United Nations Human Rights Council, sharing reports of what he claims are human rights violations within Chicago. His participation...

7 X Posts & Memes Worth A Mention, Direct from Clown WorldUSA

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Xeet and Meme Sunday The Xeets that don't merit an article, but are worth a mention. Fake Mamdani When he's around Ugandans or pro-Ugandans, he sounds...

Canada’s Top General, a Teary-Eyed Female, Weepy Over Racism

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In the clip below, Canada's top general, Jennie Carignan, starts crying as she apologizes for "systemic racism." The weepy wimp general said: "I acknowledge we failed...

Newsom Destroys a State & Obsesses on a Ballroom

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Remember how Gavin Newsom renovated a new glorious building in total secrecy at taxpayer expense? Now he complains about a larger ballroom for the...

Schumer Uses Naughty Words, Makes Fists, Grits Teeth Over His Shutdown

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Only in Clown World could a sitting senator shut down the government and then get angry over it while pretending the other party did...