America Is Represented by the Best and Brightest
Democrat Rep. Jasmine Crockett ranted at Thursday’s hearings about Joe Biden only being guilty of “loving his child unconditionally.” Biden’s 53-year-old child Hunter sold...
Clown World! Philly Rioter Named Meatball Cries for Her Mugshot
Dayjia Blackwell, also known as "Meatball," posted livestream videos inciting Black Lives Matter rioting and looting in Philadelphia. She was one of the approximately...
John Fetterman, He Had Me at Pandas
Sen. John Fetterman wants to seize all US farmland owned by China. Then he mentioned pandas.
"The Chinese government and other U.S. adversaries should own...
Biden’s Dog Bites for the 11th Time, Chomps on an Agent
President Joe Biden’s German Shepherd, Commander, bit a person for the 11th time. On Monday evening, the 2-year-old German Shepherd bit a US Secret Service...
WaPo Tries to Cancel Dave Portnoy: Pizza Makers Strike Back
The Washington Post tried to stir up a boycott of Dave Portnoy's One Bite Pizza Festival, by reporting on every negative piece of gossip...
Petition Goes Out to Return Senate to a Less Clownish Dress Code
Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer suddenly announced on Monday that senators can wear what they want on the Senate floor. The only one to...
Cartel Employee of the Month
According to a new study, Mexican cartels are Mexico’s fifth-largest employer. You needn't wonder how they are getting so rich. Just look at the...
Uh Oh, Kamala with Frogs, Pots, Parable, She Botches This
Poor Kamala can't get her stories straight, not even the tale of the boiling frog. The tale of the boiling frog goes like this:
Urban...
AG Clown World! Merrick Garland Testifies That He Knows Nothing
If ever there was a weasel politician parading around as a neutral law enforcement head, it would be Attorney General Merrick Garland. He knows...
Ukraine Spokes-Tran Drops a New Clip Fit for Clown World
Ukraine's transgender spokesperson, Sgt. Sarah Ashton Cirillo, an American citizen, has a new insane announcement for Americans. Cirillo is responding to Sen. Vance's letter...
