Clown World Admits Five More Clowns Because They Are All That
Clown World couldn't resist accepting new membership into Clown World USA. It isn't often that we get so many great candidates.
1. Chicago's Fine, Get...
Maxine Watters Calls for Article 25 & Everyone Is Looking for It
Maxine Watters says it's time to invoke Article 25. We are all looking for Article 25. Just kidding. She was close, and almost knew...
President Trump to Cracker Barrel’s Rescue
President Trump has some ideas on how to save Cracker Barrel from themselves. They are being torched for changing their logo, their decor and...
Sadiq Khan’s London: Rape Comfort Tents, Knives, Guns for Carnival
Instead of cracking down on the Pakistani rape gangs at Carnival, the London police are setting up tents for raped or frightened girls to...
Clown World News! Trust WaPo & Their Hack Bureau Chief
Jeff Bezos’s Washington Post Bureau Chief was busted on camera admitting their rag absolutely will not run any positive Trump stories.
Chief Matt Viser told...
Newsom Wants Dems to Punch GOP “B*tches in the Mouth”
Gavin Newsom is reinventing himself as he campaigns for president. When polled, Democrats allegedly want their leaders to fight. Newsom has translated that into...
Clown World Politician: FangFang’s Boyfriend Is Off the Rails Again
As Donald Trump tries to broker peace between Russia and Ukraine, which might also save the world from world war, Fang Fang's boyfriend Eric...
Fox’s Clown World Report: Trump-Putin Meet Doesn’t Feel Good
Fox News reporter Jacqui Heinrich is engaged to big RINO Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick of Pennsylvania. He voted against President Trump's bill and wants to...
Al Green Is Going to Impeach Trump Again – “Bring Him Down”
You can't make up jokes like this. Al Green says President Trump will be impeached again because he has to be brought down. Who...
Antisemitic Mamdani Holds a Wide Lead Among Jewish Voters
Zohran Mamdani holds a wide edge among Jewish voters as he dominates in new NYC mayoral race poll. Jews for Mamdani is like Queers...