Yes! Mandating Gun Ownership in Small Town, USA

March 9, 2013
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Yes! Mandating Gun Ownership in Small Town, USA

A small town in Maine is considering an ordinance mandating gun ownership. It would be an unenforceable law but it does send a message. The ordinance in Augusta, Maine, will likely be approved on Monday since 90% of their inhabitants already own guns. The article up for a vote in Maine asks, “Shall the town of…

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Make Federal Workers Pay Their Fair Share

March 9, 2013
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Make Federal Workers Pay Their Fair Share

The numbers of federal workers not paying their income taxes is on the rise. According to the IRS, the figures jumped to 12% in 2011. Almost 312,000 federal workers and retirees owed more than #3.5 billion in back taxes by 9/30/11., an increase of 33,000 workers. Can’t the president make them pay their fair share? They…

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Drone Strike Statistics Scrubbed After Filibuster

March 9, 2013
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Drone Strike Statistics Scrubbed After Filibuster

  On February 28th, Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., sent a letter to John Brennan advising him that he would filibuster the nomination until he knew if the president believes he has the power to attack US citizens in the United States if they did not pose an imminent threat. Our fifth amendment entitles us to…

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Schall Elementary Won’t Allow Toy Soldiers on Cupcakes

March 9, 2013
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Schall Elementary Won’t Allow Toy Soldiers on Cupcakes

photo via Daily Mail Our military, even when placed on cupcakes, are now on the same level as evil gunmen who murder people. Their gallantry, bravery, and willingness to give their lives for their countrymen seems lost on the officials of Schall Elementary School in Caro, Michigan. WKOZ in Caro Michigan is reporting that the school principal…

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CT Senator Murphy Tries Dragging NASCAR Into Gun Control Fray

March 8, 2013
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CT Senator Murphy Tries Dragging NASCAR Into Gun Control Fray

About twenty miles north of downtown Fort Worth Texas you’ll find one of the fastest tracks on the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series – Texas Motor Speedway. Just when you think you’ve heard it all, along comes a clown like Connecticut Senator, Chris Murphy to prove you wrong. Senator Murphy has made a public accusation that…

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Highlight of the Week: Rodman and the North Korean Kid Bond

March 8, 2013
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Highlight of the Week: Rodman and the North Korean Kid Bond

Dennis Rodman said,  “I hate the fact that he’s [Kim Jong Un] doing that [human rights violations], but the fact is that, you know what, that’s a human being, though. He let his guard down one day to me, a friend.” Who wouldn’t want a friend who’s enslaved hundreds of thousands of his own people? After…

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Venezuela Has a New Dictator to Take Care of the People

March 8, 2013
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Venezuela Has a New Dictator to Take Care of the People

When Hugo Chavez died, the people tearfully wondered who would take care of them. Nicolas Maduro, the Vice President, campaigned for a day at Hugo’s funeral and then appointed himself Interim President, giving the people their new daddy. CBS News reported that Maduro is the Socialist VP who Chavez declared his successor before he died. One…

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Liberals Mourn Loss of Dead Dictator

March 8, 2013
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Liberals Mourn Loss of Dead Dictator

Rev. Jesse Jackson Sr. attended the Chavez funeral today and offered a prayer to the attendees. Rev. Jackson told Fox News he knew the Venezuelan president “in a direct and personal way” and says he is “deeply saddened by his passing.” [NBC Chicago] [Shouldn't he be helping his son who is facing serious jail time and…

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Brennan Sworn in Without a Bible

March 8, 2013
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Brennan Sworn in Without a Bible

Beelzebub didn’t swear in on the bible today but he did use the Constitution. We are a secular nation now after all. via Weekly Standard “Brennan was sworn in with his hand on an original draft of the Constitution, dating from 1787, which has George Washington’s personal handwriting and annotations on it,” according to the White…

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Osama’s Son-in-Law Mirandized and Lawyered Up

March 8, 2013
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Osama’s Son-in-Law Mirandized and Lawyered Up

  Osama bin Laden’s son-in-law, Suleiman Abu Ghaith was charged with conspiring to kill US nationals today, Friday in a NY criminal court. He was charged with appearing in a video the day after 9/11 to warn of more attacks. He filmed a second video warning Muslims in America to not travel by plane. He…

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Masters of War

March 8, 2013
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Masters of War

What do the following men have in common, Woodrow Wilson, Franklin Roosevelt, Harry Truman, John Kennedy, and Lyndon Johnson? With the exception of Kennedy, all were either two-term presidents or a vice president in a previous administration before becoming president. More importantly, they are the masters of 20th century American wars. The 20th century liberal…

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Foremost Authority on Our Economy Is Bankrupt (Satire)

March 7, 2013
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Foremost Authority on Our Economy Is Bankrupt (Satire)

Dr. Paul Krugman declared personal bankruptcy! Krugmanomics: Spend like Hell and hope you win the lottery! The genius economist who has guided Obama from the pages of the NY Times, the man who continually encourages the US to spend, spend, spend, apparently took too much of his own advice. Daily Currant Economist and columnist Paul Krugman declared…

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We’ve Solved the “White House Tours-No-More” Crisis

March 7, 2013
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We’ve Solved the “White House Tours-No-More” Crisis

I found the money to cover the White House tours (which cost almost nothing anyway since the guides are volunteers). My solution will take care of two problems at once. Eliminate the Secret Service and transfer them to facilities management to take the place of all the custodians who were fired due to Sequestration. We…

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