Great News Democrats! It’s Not Hillary’s Fault!


Yay, Democrats! It’s not Hillary’s fault that she lost the election! The fact that she was an unappealing candidate had nothing to do with it. The more than one billion dollars the campaign raised wasn’t enough to overcome the FBI, the Russians, the angry, white men and Huma Abedin.

First of all, it was the FBI and Jim Comey as well as the Russians who cost Hillary the election according to hubby Bill.

Bill Clinton told a crowd in a bookstore, “She fought through that. She fought through everything, and she prevailed against it all. But, you know, then at the end, we had the Russians and the FBI deal. But she couldn’t prevail against that. She did everything else and still won by 2.8 million votes.

Then there are the angry, white men.

President-elect Donald Trump “doesn’t know much,” former President Bill Clinton told The Record-Review earlier this month, but “one thing he does know is how to get angry, white men to vote for him.”

Trump won 70% of white men.

Bubba neglected to mention that 53% of white women also voted for Trump. Are they angry white women?

It’s also Huma’s fault.

Hillary’s aides and especially Huma Abedin are being blamed for “reinforcing all the bad habits.” They are claiming she enjoyed being a celebrity too much.

In the end, Hillary lost 7 electors but three were switched back and Trump lost two. Hillary lost more than Trump.

It was also the media’s fault.

John Podesta said, “We were up against a very difficult media environment. But there’s no question that we didn’t make every right decision.”

Barnicle says this is “a sad way to step off the stage”.  He added that in the end she “had no story to tell”.

Remember this – it’s funny.


  1. So Hillary lost because her employees failed to curb HER bad habits. Amazing excuse. Maybe Podesta has it right: Hillary is psychotic. Violent, vindictive, threatening Hillary is a cancer in the body politic. Let’s deter her from metastasizing again.

  2. This is the REAL reason Hillary lost the election:
    There is a greater percent of people unemployed today than during the great depression. 37.2%. In Obama’s 8 years, welfare rolls have more than doubled to about one third of our population, about 100 million people The only jobs created have been government jobs which cost the taxpayer. Half of the people who are working, work for the government which mean one third of us are supporting the other two thirds who either work for the government or are on public assistance. Obama has increased our national dept more than all the presidents of America combined to a staggering 19 trillion. He has brought widespread unrest in the middle east by destroying the governments of Egypt and Lebanon, assisting the overthrow of secular governments that were protective of Jews and Christians and set up Muslim governments. He pulled out of Iraq and Afghanistan before we should have so the Muslims returned to power and are persecuting Christians. He is allowing mass Muslim immigration into this country and opened the Mexican border to thousands adding to the already bankrupt public assistance programs. By supporting “Black Lives Matter” instead of law enforcement, Obama has made racial tensions the worst this country has seen since the 60’s. Now our police have targets on their back.

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