I Can’t Afford Gas Because I Have to Pay for Drugged-Out Rats Who Boogie

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We are broke but we are still paying for bizarre experiments that do nothing more than waste taxpayer dollars. The “researchers” say that this experiment with stoned rats is being done to find proper medications. The whole premise is absurd and, even if it weren’t, we have NO MONEY!

NY Daily News: Taxpayers may feel kind of blue when they discover their dollars went to fund a study to determine rats like to bop to the music of Miles Davis while hopped up on cocaine.

The study, which was performed at Albany Medical College, drew jeers from the animal rights group In Defense of Animals and landed it on its top ten list of Real Ridiculous Research.

The research found that sober rats don’t really like music that much. After the silence, the rats liked Beethoven’s “Fur Elise” more than Miles Davis’s iconic jazz tune “Four.”

But when the rats were given doses of cocaine, their tasted shifted and they gravitated toward the jazz…Keep Reading

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