“Aren’t We Entitled” Should Be the Name of Jay-Z’s and Beyonce’s Next Song



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Jay-Z and Beyonce took over a floor of Lenox Hill Hospital where Beyonce gave birth to their future spoiled daughter, Blue Ivy (yes, that’s what they named the poor kid).

They put other patients on virtual lockdown and wouldn’t let parents see their newborns in intensive care.

Parents complained, “They locked us into the NICU and would say, ‘You can’t come out to the hallway for the next 20 minutes.’” Neil added. “When I was finally able to go back out, I went to the waiting room and they’d ushered my family downstairs! These are parents who are going through very stressful times. To have that circus roll into town, having to deal with all this drama because someone is a superstar, isn’t fair.”

Beyonce is known for performing at St. Bart’s for Moammar Gaddafi’s youngest son, the aptly-named Hannibal, who had been involved in a number of violent incidents. She didn’t really know the family were terrorists and murderers. After a lot of negative backlash, she donated the million dollars.

Jay-Z is known for many sex partners and for stabbing a record executive in the stomach with a five inch blade, an act for which he almost apologized.