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Nanny NYC to Control Popcorn and Drinks with Milk in Movie Theaters

A hand-picked board, in addition to deciding the fate of large sodas, is considering limiting the sale of drinks that contain milk and popcorn in movie theaters. The nannies want to cut the size...

Swearing Is A Punishable Offense in Middleborough, Nannychusetts

I don't have a family member who could live in Middleborough, Massachusetts. They couldn't afford it. Middleborough, Massachusetts might have out-nannied NYC, the land of no. If you swear in public in Middleborough, Massachusetts, you...

The Klu Klux Klan Wants to Adopt A Highway

The Nazis have a lobbyist in Congress, the New Black Panthers put out a potential hit, and now the Klu Klux Klan is trying to act legitimate. As if the Hatfields and McCoys hadn't done...

After 115 years, Giant Turtles Are Considering Divorce

After only 115 years together, two Giant Turtles have called it quits. The animals have lived together in an Austrian zoo in Klagenfurt but the husband turtle has been forced to move out. Counseling...

Free Speech Is Dead to Us in the Democratic Party

I have posted positive articles about Cory Booker, not because I agree with his politics, but because I think he's a very decent person. He saved a person's life, shovels his neighbors' sidewalks, and...

Faux Indian Elizabeth Warren Slams Academia for Lack of Diversity

That cheeky faux Indian, Elizabeth Warren, speaking at a faux war on women seminar, said she wants colleges to hire more minority women. She did not say if she wants more faux minorities such...

Barack Obama’s Administration Approved the Stuxnet Article Update

Update: 6/8/12: Eric Holder has named two special prosecutors to lead up the investigation into the national security leaks. He could save a lot of time by just asking President Obama about them. Original Story:...

Nancy Popelosi Knows All About Catholic Doctrine

When is the Catholic Church going to excommunicate Nancy Pelosi? Actually, what about bringing back the inquisition. (Only kidding, I think) Nancy Pelosi doesn't think much of the freedom of religion lawsuits by the Catholic...

Nanny Disney to Ban Junk Food Advertising on TV

Disney will ban junk food advertising on their TV shows. They are also reducing sodium in the food sold at their theme parks. This follows Mayor Bloomberg (Doomberg) of NYC banning the sale of...

Crony Socialism in Obama’s Green Energy Sector

Eighty percent of green energy loans went to Obama donors. Nineteen have gone bust. The government is spending $14 million on some of the green jobs. Solar power is 35 cents per kilowatt compared to coal,...

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