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Oops, Hope You Didn’t Move Here for the Graduation Rates

Get ready for plummeting graduation rates. Apparently, the measurement rates you see in newspaper reports each year have been erroneous. The formulas they use undercut graduates in many states. Some districts will see a...

A Tiger Hunting Rolls Royce For Sale

If you need a rare tiger hunting Rolls Royce, this one is going up for sale at Bonham's auction house and will take in about $1 million. It has a machine gun and cannon...

To Joplin, Missouri – A love letter

by Gary Spina (Copyright 2011 by Gary Spina) Are you listening, you Joplin city leaders – because there’s a story I want you to hear – about Joplin and a girl I love. The girl in Joplin...

12,000 Year Old Structure Found In Turkey

12,000 Years Old Unexplained Structure found by shepherd in Turkey. No signs of tools.

Gould, Arkansas – Bans All Mention of Their Name Without Their Permission

In Gould, Arkansas, the town council wrote an ordinance which forbids all Gould residents from forming any kind of group or organization without first getting formal approval from the council. In fact, no one...

Inside Scoop on the Debt Talks

Hi, Dough the Obama Dog Here Did you hear about the debt talks today? I can hear my master yelling from the kitchen of the White House where Michelle and I hang out, and my master’s...

Let Me Introduce Myself, I’m Dough the Obama Dog

My name is Dough. That's right, I'm named after money. I personally think I got the name because I bear a vague resemblance to the Pillsbury Doughboy. I'm the reject of the family because...

Michelle’s Imaginary Food Deserts Will Cost Us Big Bucks

"I think I can deceive people. I'm like, the nice, sweet girl when you meet me. And I don't have any bad intentions. But I'm a bad girl too."  ~Alicia Siverstone Children are obese because...

Nanny USA’S Just Say No Campaign

A FUNNY VIDEO BUT NOT REALLY [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlAkUjNIK-g&w=560&h=349]

Fathers and Sons

  by Gary Spina (Copyright 2011 by Gary Spina) I never knew either of my grandfathers.  One died before I was born, and the other died when I was too young to remember him.  So, now that...