I’m beside myself with joy. I am going to be flown into Chicago’s South Side so I can go to Barack’s birthday party and sing Happy Birthday. I was going to take my dog Fido as my guest but he said he was afraid he’d end up on the menu.
All I have to do to attend is make a $3 donation and I’m in the running. They saved a seat for me so I’m sure I will get to go.
I wonder if they’ll send Air Force one for me like they did for Obama donor, Penny Pritzker. She’s the donor who was helped bring about the subprime crisis if you’ll remember.
In case you’re real dopey, there are TWO links to take you to the Obama donation site.
I’m no good at singing “Happy Birthday.”
I hope you’re better, because the President’s inviting two grassroots donors and their guests to celebrate his birthday with him at his home in Chicago on August 12th.
It’s going to be a great party.
We’ve got a nice spot picked out for the event at the President’s family home in their beautiful South Side neighborhood.
What we’re missing is a few lucky supporters like you to come and wish the President well as we celebrate him for the night.
Sounds fun, right? The contest ends tomorrow, so enter today:
Deputy Campaign Manager
Obama for America